This is my audio commentary for an extremely bizarre and incredibly stupid sex education cartoon from the 80s.

Prepare yourself for some of the strangest shit imaginable, including: baby burgers, vagina sharks, lesbian cats, a perverted duck, and so much more!

Enjoy your nightmares.

HELLO FRIENDS.
I just had my first TV appearance on the premiere episode of Comedy Central’s new animated series "TripTank".
You can watch show here! My voice appears about 22 seconds into the episode.
http://www.cc.com/episodes/hy53ve/triptank-shovels-are-for-digging-season-1-ep-102
I actually wrote and recorded the segment that I appear in many years ago just for fun, so the fact that thousands of people listened to me narrate a bizarre story about a man falling in love with a toaster is pretty damn weird.
People on the internet have always been so friendly and supportive, so I just wanted to say: thank you all for your kindness. It’s always meant a hell of a lot to me.
-Brendan (DUKE)

HELLO FRIENDS.

I just had my first TV appearance on the premiere episode of Comedy Central’s new animated series "TripTank".

You can watch show here! My voice appears about 22 seconds into the episode.

http://www.cc.com/episodes/hy53ve/triptank-shovels-are-for-digging-season-1-ep-102

I actually wrote and recorded the segment that I appear in many years ago just for fun, so the fact that thousands of people listened to me narrate a bizarre story about a man falling in love with a toaster is pretty damn weird.

People on the internet have always been so friendly and supportive, so I just wanted to say: thank you all for your kindness. It’s always meant a hell of a lot to me.

-Brendan (DUKE)

It’s been a very long time since I did a dramatic reading, and I was surprised I had somehow never done this one before, which of course made me feel obligated to record myself reading it.
SO, HERE YA GO.

It’s been a very long time since I did a dramatic reading, and I was surprised I had somehow never done this one before, which of course made me feel obligated to record myself reading it.

SO, HERE YA GO.

This is my full-length audio commentary for the cheesy 80’s film "Blind Fury"

It’s about a blind Vietnam veteran who kicks everybody’s ass with a samurai sword.

He also goes on a road trip with a stupid kid named Billy. 

My commentary consists of me being a sarcastic asshole the whole time.

But, I’m pretty sure you already knew that. 

Enjoy.

This is a full-length audio commentary I did for what is often called the worst movie of all time: Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hear me ramble on for an eternity while watching the worst film ever created? If so, then guess what buddy? You’re in luck! (and by “luck”, I mean “hell”)

I say a bunch of stupid, weird, and bizarre things the whole time. (much like the script in this movie. ZING!) Seriously, if you’re looking for an intelligent critique, you’re not going to find it here.

This was just an experiment. I will probably never release this publicly on YouTube, so feel free to share it and pass it around with others, I guess.

I hope you find some enjoyment out of this total disaster.

BYE.

P.S. if you somehow actually watched the whole thing, then i’m seriously impressed. i have genuine respect for you now. you are my soul mate forever.